Shakin' It Up

So winter is over and spring is just around the corner (..oh yeah, except for you all in the northern hemisphere. Bummer, huh?) and the time has arrived to air out our mattress, vacuum the laptop keyboard, replace the newspapers on the floor, dust off the kids, and while we're at it, we thought we'd spruce up the old Hall of Shame a little. Out with the old 'Top 5' and in with the new 'Named and Shamed'. Shamees will be listed here, with more recent crimes against memanity replacing those who have served their time and are deemed fit to rejoin meme society.
Note to shamees listed here: want to get yer name off of here as quickly as possible? We'll cut you a deal. Mail us (confidentiality assured) with your nominations and work your way down the list. Simple. Had to be. Memeshame came up with the idea first thing this morning. Sharp as a tack, my man.