Friday, October 20, 2006

Now We Lay Us Down To Sleep

This is how mememonitor and I start our prayer each evening before we retire to the bare mattress of love. We kneel and fold our little hands and squint hard as we pray fervently throughout but especially at the end when we say "and in particular God Bless and Protect Cuidado (who we shall deal with later) and Welshwitch, (who is in for it now) Amen."

Sorry Welshwith, your God isn't here to protect you now.


Unless this is a photo of a Scandanavian Volleyball Team sunning themselves on the beach dressed as stones or perhaps these aren't stones at all and are cleverly camoflaged Weapons of Mass Destruction (Which would explain a lot!) then you are hereby named and shamed.

You even admit this is 'all you have.' Nay nay, little Welshwitch. You also have you dignity. Let's try to preserve it. We like you, we really like you. As you can see on our sidebar.

So this hurts us more than it does you, as I tell mememonitor before her switching.


Your noisy upstairs neighbors,

Memes Monitor and Shame, Esq.

PS. Here are the PhotoFriday submission that best never were.

PhotoFriday Destruction
Daniel Harvey


Blogger welshwitch36 said...


4:31 AM  
Blogger Cuidado said...

I am sad that I will soon be the subject of your wrath, but nonetheless, am happy that my protection is prayed for at the mattress of love each night.

1:46 AM  
Blogger memeshame said...

Dear Welshwitch: It was only because we love you so.

Dear Cuidado: When I read your comment to mememonitor she picked up a knife from near where she was laying on the floor and flung it at me. Upon asking my beloved why she just lanced our neon 'Foster's' sign she replied: "We named and shamed her already, you stupid old Goat. What have I told you about posting without permission??" Then she threw a can.

So apparently Cuidado, you need not be more sad then you were, say, before yesterday, for you were named and shamed weeks ago with very little impact on your life.

I think a Shamer or two, nominated you a couple of more times but now I have to clean up all this glass and these cans, so you are safe for now.

6:26 AM  
Blogger Cuidado said...

A reprieve, for which I am thankful. The stresses and pressures are difficult enough in my life without the added worry about being shamed and shunned from a community into which I hoped to let flow cre8ive impulses to ease those strains.

I have no mattress of love, you see, and use the photo memes to generate a little love....and fun. I think you understand the fun; though for the love you have the mattress.

6:51 AM  
Blogger memeshame said...

Dear Cuidado: Feel not the added worry of being listed in our little project. But bask in its warmth and love. There is no snubbing, only a lifting up of a lost lamb. You understand. If anyone should be mailing us letters packed full of botulism spores, it should be Mr Rich Legg, who is now an intergreal part of our family and project. So post freely (but appropriately) and know that even (or for that matter, especially) when shamed, you are among friends. We are correcting the oversight of not having you yet listed in the Photographers and/or Photoblogs we like column on the sidebar.

7:01 AM  

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