Moody Monday: Fragrant

Dear Hall of Shame,

I have been remiss in my agently duties of late and can only apologise. I hope I can make up with the following shames spotted on Moody Monday. The theme was 'fragrant' and looking at the entries, I was grateful not to be standing upwind of some of these folks for whom 'fragrant' is….

…a leaf on a rock
…a heap of prawns
…a pile of onions
…a phallic fungus

Please find also enclosed the small gift of a new pool-boy for you and the missus. He's paid up til next spring and answers to the name of 'Florian'. Enjoy.

Yours utterly faithfully,

Agent Orange