Calling All Agents Re: PhotoFriday: Fantasy
Stand down! We are not going to shame this week's entries to PhotoFriday: Fantasy because 1) It's too easy. and 2) We wouldn't know where to begin.
We're back from Berlin and we would APPRECIATE it if our PHOTOBLOGGING BRETHREN did not answer inquiries from the Ellington Hotel in regards to damages/losses and where we might be found. All we will say in our defense is, "We don't know anything about anything and it must have been that way since LONG before we checked in."
We would offer up a full report but now that we are demanding discretion from our LOYAL PHOTOBLOGGING BRETHREN WHO CERTAINLY WOULD NEVER GIVE UP THEIR NOISY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOURS we also must be discreet. (IronFlatine and Vernon Trent be forewarned, once we find we are cleared of all charges and safely able to travel back to Germany, all bets are off!)
For those of you who were unable to attend and do NOT have the Ellington Hotel hounding you for FALSE AND LIBELOUS CHARGES (Attention Ellington Hotel: WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOAT! IT WASN'T OURS! WE DID NOT BRING ONE WITH US, AND WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO GET ONE. ALTHOUGH WE UNDERSTAND ONE MAY BE ORDERED FROM THE FRONT DESK! Daft gits!) you can see photos of the meetup here.
But don't try looking for Your Noisy Upstairs Neighbors because 1) We have an exclusive publishing contract with National Geographic and as such may not appear in other periodicals. 2) We are terribly camera shy. 3) We barely left the room. Except to feed the goat.
NOT THE ONE YOU ARE REFERRING TO ELLINGTON HOTEL! A TOTALLY DIFFERENT GOAT!
We're back from Berlin and we would APPRECIATE it if our PHOTOBLOGGING BRETHREN did not answer inquiries from the Ellington Hotel in regards to damages/losses and where we might be found. All we will say in our defense is, "We don't know anything about anything and it must have been that way since LONG before we checked in."
We would offer up a full report but now that we are demanding discretion from our LOYAL PHOTOBLOGGING BRETHREN WHO CERTAINLY WOULD NEVER GIVE UP THEIR NOISY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOURS we also must be discreet. (IronFlatine and Vernon Trent be forewarned, once we find we are cleared of all charges and safely able to travel back to Germany, all bets are off!)
For those of you who were unable to attend and do NOT have the Ellington Hotel hounding you for FALSE AND LIBELOUS CHARGES (Attention Ellington Hotel: WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOAT! IT WASN'T OURS! WE DID NOT BRING ONE WITH US, AND WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO GET ONE. ALTHOUGH WE UNDERSTAND ONE MAY BE ORDERED FROM THE FRONT DESK! Daft gits!) you can see photos of the meetup here.
But don't try looking for Your Noisy Upstairs Neighbors because 1) We have an exclusive publishing contract with National Geographic and as such may not appear in other periodicals. 2) We are terribly camera shy. 3) We barely left the room. Except to feed the goat.
NOT THE ONE YOU ARE REFERRING TO ELLINGTON HOTEL! A TOTALLY DIFFERENT GOAT!
posted by memeshame at 3:25 PM
1 Comments:
Hmmm...are you quite certain you avoided all cameras and all angles?
You may want to look again here.
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