Often when we are interviewed by the International Press (Perhaps you saw us on Larry King on CNN whilst we were in country or our joint interviews on the BBC Newshour
and Al Jazeera
) and asked why we only shame photomemes
The answer is the same as to the question: "Why do you hate George Bush and cat photos?"
"Because it's so easy." (Ok
, we have to work on hating cat photos, but it's worth it in the end.)
Then the inevitable question arises 'Whither flickr
We Memes have hearts. Think us not completely heartless. We heart you. We do not however heart flickr
. We don't shame flickr
because it is not worthy of our shame, but rather, because we don't know where to begin. We can walk on the backs of fishes packed into the barrell
of stupidity that is flickr
and not get our hooves wet.
From those daft groups, to those HATEFUL HATEFUL HATEFUL silly awards that daft gits give other daft gits in the daft git comment section where they used to leave daft git comments like 'I like your daft git photo because I'm a daft git, too' now they leave AWARDS with little .gif
sort of brings to mind daft git? Coincidence? We think not.) things that make us SPIT. The entire endeavor is one big daftgitorium
PEOPLE ARE DAFT GITS AND NOW GET IN LINE AND COME GET YOUR MANTLES OF SHAME! WE ARE ONLY DOING THIS ONCE!
What prompts this you ask?
We got a comment that we elevated to Post Status from a one Mr Matthew Robertson who we like and has yet to attain Agent Status (Email us your self chosen designation) that shows us the best and most honest flickr
group EVER! See below. (You've already seen above, daft git.)Matthew Robertson has left a new comment on your post "Updates Three":
Your pic has won the Flikr [sic] Self-Pleasuring Award.
Please add your photo to the Flikr [sic] Self-Pleasuring Award Winner pool and tag with "Self Pleasure".
We are self pleasuring ourselves at the thought of this wonderfully honest and wholesome group.
Now we must, in all fairness and honest self disclosure, answer the following question:
Q. "Do you Memes have a flickr
A. "Of course! What do you take us for? Luddites?"